Dear Secret Blogiary,
I love Cake Wrecks. I only wish I had the baking talent to recreate some of the cakes I've seen on the site. Instead, I make some fantastic crafts and sometimes, the most well-intentioned craft gets out of control and explodes all over my dining room table.
This week, I bring you a story of a craft gone horribly wrong. You might remember me mentioning my BFF Rose and her soon-to-be-born baby. Her baby shower is coming up this week and Big Sis and Little Sis and I intended to make her a diaper cake.
Expensive craft, yes, but utterly delightful and fun to make. Here is what I envisioned we’d end up with:
|Photo taken from The Stork Connection|
After working about two weeks on it, looking at different configurations and ways to attach everything in, we finally finished it yesterday.
We spent night after night, rolling and rerolling organic cotton cloth diapers, organic cotton receiving blankets and splash-themed hooded towels. We tried tiers; we tried single layers, no matter what we did it looked lopsided, drunk and deformed. Finally, we settled on rolling the diapers (which are taller) inside the blankets and towels for a thick, wide base that we could “fit everything” on.
We rolled soft little baby washcloths into something that resembled a flower…or a sausage…or a wiener…
We implanted little Nuks, jittery
How can I resist that kind of logic?
Well, after all was said and done, this is what we ended up with:
And this is the pile of all the stuff that didn’t fit on the cake!
Big Sis looked at the cake and the pile afterwards,
“Well, I guess we over did it again,” I said.
“WE??” Big Sis asked her eyes practically popping out of her pretty round face.
“Yes, WE!” I replied, “You were at the store too. Half of this stuff you put in the cart.”
“Our Rose will like it anyway.” She said completely not playing into the argument.
“Yes.” I said, “Yes, she will. ‘Cause we made it.”
“What about the other stuff?” Little Sis asked.
“We’ll just wrap it up.”
“Cool.” Little Sis said, “I think you'll need a bigger box, though.”
Can't argue with that one.