Dear Secret Blogiary,
Aside from freaking out about packing up all my junk and then finding a place to stash all the said boxes of junk until Moving Day, I have been making a list of all the things we will need to purchase for our new place.
The list stands thusly and in no particular order:
1. outdoor garbage cans
2. clothes line
3. wheelbarrow
4. bunk beds
5. microwave
6. small dining room table
7. area rugs
8. lawn mower
At this point, that’s all I can figure until we actually get in there and see what else we might have need of.
Now with just under two acres, Mister W and I were quite aware of the amount of yard work we’d be doing and we immediately started figuring a budget to buy a lawn mower which would be a big expense.
He wants a BIG one. A ride on one. A Manly, with a capital M, one. Like this, the John Deere x749:
Me? I’d just prefer something we could afford. Like this self propelled Craftsman.
A few weeks ago, Big Sis and I were killing some time in Sears and wandered into the Lawn and Garden section.
“Let’s look at lawn mowers,” Big Sis said and headed over the display.
She eagerly climbed aboard one of the big John Deere’s and began making load engine noises.
“Really?” I asked.
She smiled. “I like this one!” she said twisting the steering wheel to the left. “And, I could help and I could practice driving at the same time.”
“Ha!” I laughed, “Like I’m gonna let you ever learn how to drive the way you crash grocery carts!” I shook my head and told her to hop off as I walked to the display of push mowers.
“These are a bit more in our price range.” I said looking at the line of shiny red, orange and green mowers.
Big Sis walked over and began playing with a mower. “It has too many things on it, Mom.”
“Hmm, and the ride on ones don't?” I replied looking at a simple, less expensive model, a non self propelled model. I got tired just thinking about pushing it across the lawn.
With a sigh I looked up at Big Sis and indicated that we should go. But then, as we turned to leave, we saw The Mower stashed away in the center of all the other mowers, kind-of hidden against a column.
“Mom!” Big Sis dashed further into the display, practically crawling over another row of push mowers. “This. Is. The. One.”
Following her, I tripped over the wheel of a mower and stumble up next to her.
“It’s beautiful,” I said. “Classic and Classy”
“And it’s totally in our price range,” she said holding up the tag. “Look, it’s a hundred less than that other mower you were ogling.”
“Yes, it is,” I replied, running my hand over the handle.
“You like it.” Big Sis sing-songed softly and then pulled it out to test it. She pushed it back and forth a few times, the blades making a soft click-click whoosh. “Let’s get it now.”
“We need to talk it over with Daddy,” I said.
“But,” She started, then stopped when I gave her The Look. “Fine.” She gave the mower another push then put it back against the column.
We turned to leave, narrowly escaping a salesman who had been circling for some time with another customer.
“You know, Mom,” Big Sis said as we walked out of the store, “we need it for three reasons.”
“Yeah?”
“First, it would be good exercise for us.”
“Uh huh.”
“Second, Little Sis could help without you worrying she’d chop her leg off.”
“Good point.”
“Finally,” Big Sis looked back over her shoulder for a last glimpse of The Mower, “during the Zombie Apocalypse, we’d still be able to mow the lawn and we wouldn’t have to worry about gas.”
Oh, Big Sis! Sometimes you know me far too well.
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Saturday, June 25, 2011
Saturday, March 26, 2011
Getting Sloshed
Dear Secret Blogiary,
Mister W. and I don’t drink all that much. Mister W enjoys a beer every now and then. I’ll drink a cocktail occasionally. So we don’t often have a decent supply of alcohol in the house for when we actually do want to drink a little bit more than Crystal Light or milk.
Today after Mister W. got home, we felt like “getting sloshed.” (Trust me, I am such a light weight nine times out of ten I can’t even finish one drink let alone get sloshed!)
Mister W. and I wanted Mudslides, so I took Big Sis with me on a liquor run for company. Somehow, (seriously, it was like one second I was looking for Irish cream and the next I had 7 bottles in my arms) I also ended up with the fixings for Grasshoppers (my favorite!) and a bottle of Amarula (so yummy). I ended up buying far more liquor than I actually needed. Instead of a bag, the cashier gave me a box. Classy.
Big Sis: You are putting that in the trunk, right?
Me: (carrying a box of liquor) That’s why I gave you the keys.
Big Sis: And you aren’t planning on drinking until you get home, right?
Me: That’s the plan. Why?
Big Sis: Just checking.
Me: I haven’t yet progressed to the “lush” stage of my life, Kiddo. You know that, right?
Big Sis: Yeah. (pause to open the trunk) Mom? Where are you going to put all of these bottles?
Me: In the liquor cabinet.
Big Sis: We don’t have a – OH! You mean on top of the fridge?
Me: Yup. The liquor cabinet. Although when I hit the lotto I am totally going to have a real one.
Big Sis: You could buy a mansion and have a whole room for your liquor.
Me: That would be a lot of alcohol. I don’t think-
Big Sis: It could be your “liqourary!”
Me: Huh?
Big Sis: You know! Like a “library” but for your liquor. A Liqourary.
Me: Huh.
Big Sis: What? You don’t like it?
Me: Actually, I think it is brilliant! And then we could alphabetize all the bottles-
Big Sis: And color coordinate them!
Me: You are seriously awesome.
Mister W. and I managed our one (how old we are getting) Mudslide each. He went to bed and I must confess, after only half the glass, I too am ready for bed.
So for the record:
1. I now have enough liquor to last me until at least Christmas and
2. My goal of “getting sloshed” to have wild drunk sex (God where have those days gone?) has epically failed.
Mister W. and I don’t drink all that much. Mister W enjoys a beer every now and then. I’ll drink a cocktail occasionally. So we don’t often have a decent supply of alcohol in the house for when we actually do want to drink a little bit more than Crystal Light or milk.
Today after Mister W. got home, we felt like “getting sloshed.” (Trust me, I am such a light weight nine times out of ten I can’t even finish one drink let alone get sloshed!)
Mister W. and I wanted Mudslides, so I took Big Sis with me on a liquor run for company. Somehow, (seriously, it was like one second I was looking for Irish cream and the next I had 7 bottles in my arms) I also ended up with the fixings for Grasshoppers (my favorite!) and a bottle of Amarula (so yummy). I ended up buying far more liquor than I actually needed. Instead of a bag, the cashier gave me a box. Classy.
Big Sis: You are putting that in the trunk, right?
Me: (carrying a box of liquor) That’s why I gave you the keys.
Big Sis: And you aren’t planning on drinking until you get home, right?
Me: That’s the plan. Why?
Big Sis: Just checking.
Me: I haven’t yet progressed to the “lush” stage of my life, Kiddo. You know that, right?
Big Sis: Yeah. (pause to open the trunk) Mom? Where are you going to put all of these bottles?
Me: In the liquor cabinet.
Big Sis: We don’t have a – OH! You mean on top of the fridge?
Me: Yup. The liquor cabinet. Although when I hit the lotto I am totally going to have a real one.
Big Sis: You could buy a mansion and have a whole room for your liquor.
Me: That would be a lot of alcohol. I don’t think-
Big Sis: It could be your “liqourary!”
Me: Huh?
Big Sis: You know! Like a “library” but for your liquor. A Liqourary.
Me: Huh.
Big Sis: What? You don’t like it?
Me: Actually, I think it is brilliant! And then we could alphabetize all the bottles-
Big Sis: And color coordinate them!
Me: You are seriously awesome.
Mister W. and I managed our one (how old we are getting) Mudslide each. He went to bed and I must confess, after only half the glass, I too am ready for bed.
So for the record:
1. I now have enough liquor to last me until at least Christmas and
2. My goal of “getting sloshed” to have wild drunk sex (God where have those days gone?) has epically failed.
Saturday, March 12, 2011
Lack of Maturity
Dear Secret Blogiary,
Big Sis hung out “free range” style at the mall today. The first time ever. What did she return home with? Forbidden skinny jeans? Inappropriate novelties from Spencer’s?
Nope.
A new Build-A-Bear.
Me: You blew your money on a Build-A-Bear?
Big Sis: Yeah. And?
Me: Nothing. (shaking my head and smirking) Put it in the trunk.
Big Sis: (Puts box in trunk and takes out the new Bear and climbs into the front seat)
Me: Really? You are so immature.
Big Sis: Says the girl who slobbered on my arm and claimed she was a lamprey the other day.
Me: I…But…
Big Sis: And who went around saying “balls” over and over with different adjectives in front of it last week.
Me: …
Big Sis: I win!
Fine. She "wins." But only because I was being nice.
Big Sis hung out “free range” style at the mall today. The first time ever. What did she return home with? Forbidden skinny jeans? Inappropriate novelties from Spencer’s?
Nope.
A new Build-A-Bear.
Me: You blew your money on a Build-A-Bear?
Big Sis: Yeah. And?
Me: Nothing. (shaking my head and smirking) Put it in the trunk.
Big Sis: (Puts box in trunk and takes out the new Bear and climbs into the front seat)
Me: Really? You are so immature.
Big Sis: Says the girl who slobbered on my arm and claimed she was a lamprey the other day.
Me: I…But…
Big Sis: And who went around saying “balls” over and over with different adjectives in front of it last week.
Me: …
Big Sis: I win!
Fine. She "wins." But only because I was being nice.
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